Showing off whilst drunk!

Had one of those nights where it all ends up messy....... tried to do 'the worm' but because I was hammered, I took a bit of a running jump! went down hard, but tried to style it out! Until someone asked me if my beard was always that orange... turns out I'd carpet burned it! Anyway, didn't let it stop me, carried on the evening with a pub olympics including trampette darts..... happy days!

Never drink on duty

Whilst "supervising" which mostly consists of drinking, occasionally you have to do some work. And on a trip downstairs to the cellar of the North End Tavern, I lost my footing and landed in a coiled heap at the bottom of the stairs. This resulted in a somewhat swollen and goddam painful ankle and a few days off work!!

Imagine pulling down your jeans and finding this monster bruise on your thigh... bit of a shock!

I worked on a 'one night only' show, we finished really late..... so we had some catching up to do! Unfortunatly I took that a bit too far, downing double vodka and cokes..... 4 doubles in 1 hour... (just for starters)

Now I'm not 100% sure how I got this bruise on my thigh.. but this was in June, It's now the end of August and I can still see where the bruise was!

I know my friend tried to jump on top of a bin, which disappeared from under him and flew accross a road, he ended up on his back on a pavement! I have a feeling that my bruise is a case of walking into something which didn't hurt at the time because my whole body was numbed by mucho vodka!